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CJEGV 9 months ago
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I've decided to have my fantasy novel be funny. Was afraid I couldn't do a complete world build and keep the story interesting. If you have a good, clean joke to share, message me. I don't mind adult inuendo, just don't want to get into anything raunchy. I'll fit it into the the world I'm developing. I'm taking my inspiration from Pratchett and Monty Python, Carol

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My favorite joke:
Two hunters were lost in the woods. The first hunter says, "Don't worry: I've heard that if you get lost in the woods, shoot three times in the air and someone will come." He proceeds to do just that.
They wait. No one comes. They shoot three times again.
Rinse and repeat.
Now looking a bit worried, the second hunter says, "I don't mean to alarm you, but I'm almost out of arrows..."


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A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me. " The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."

New CJEGV 9 months ago
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That's the kind of stuff I need. I may have the one village idiot say them. The other village idiot is really very smart, just lazy.

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